10.01.2008

The Axe Dark Temptation Commercials are CREEPY

There is something seriously wrong with these commercials.

1) That is a fucking weird chocolate face that that is on this character. I'm not sure if he's supposed to look open or something, but that maniacal grin makes me think of a serial rapist.

2) Women are attempting to EAT HIM!

3) The entire concept of you getting sexual gratification if you hose yourself down with something a apparently smells like an estrogen simulator is the equivalent of Spanish fly. Which goes back to my molester theory.

4) Did mention they are portraying sex in a cannibalistic fashion?




Incidently Allen Toussaint is the one who sings the awesome Sweet Touch of Love

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