Showing posts with label Dark. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dark. Show all posts

10.01.2008

The Axe Dark Temptation Commercials are CREEPY

There is something seriously wrong with these commercials.

1) That is a fucking weird chocolate face that that is on this character. I'm not sure if he's supposed to look open or something, but that maniacal grin makes me think of a serial rapist.

2) Women are attempting to EAT HIM!

3) The entire concept of you getting sexual gratification if you hose yourself down with something a apparently smells like an estrogen simulator is the equivalent of Spanish fly. Which goes back to my molester theory.

4) Did mention they are portraying sex in a cannibalistic fashion?




Incidently Allen Toussaint is the one who sings the awesome Sweet Touch of Love